So the BNP have taken 2 seats in the European Parliament.
What is it with these migrants, going over there, taking their jobs.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been working on a big case at work for the last couple of weeks.
I'm sick, wish they would give me a desk.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm a London train driver and I'm just pulling out of Victoria.
Bring your kids to work day, fantastic.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was a kid I wanted to be a history teacher but when I got older I realised there was no future in it.
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My mate packed in his job at McDonalds. He couldn't take it any more. He said the boss was a clown.
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My work announced today that our call centre is being moved to India.
I can't wait. It will be nice moving to somehwere hot and on my salary I will be able to live like a king.Submitted by: giorgiss
My dad and I were talking yesterday about my future career. When he asked the question, "Do you know what made me want to become a doctor?"
Apparently, "So you could touch little kids without getting arrested?" wasn't the right answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Manager called me into his office and asked if I was going to the dance.
I asked ' what dance? '
He said ' The Redun-dance '
My boss is not very sympathetic when it comes to laying off staff.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was told by my work colleagues that my boss was going to sack me today, so I thought I'd get in there first.
Unfortunately It turns out that I don't have the power to sack him.Submitted by: giorgiss
Judging by how regularly i check this site at work, I suspect my employer is a racist bigot. For eg. facebook is inaccesable, however this site always is.
Hi Kevin !Submitted by: giorgiss
