My wife went for a job interview to work at an old people's home.
She got the job and when she came home she wasn't really bothered.
I don't think she cares.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's a mixed-race lad at work.
He only works half a day.Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss just caught me day dreaming and told me to get back to work.
I will... just have to feed the unicorns first.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've left school now so I had a discussion with my careers adviser.
But I couldn't help but think, "If you're a careers adviser, where did you go wrong?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in a job interview today, the interviewer asked, "Have you ever had to think on your feet?"
I said, "Yes, quite often I find myself wondering where to sit down?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I dig graves for a living.
It wasn't a planned career, I just fell into it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love being a maze designer.
I get completely lost in my work.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went for a job as a handyman.
"Can you lay bricks?"
"No"
"Can you plaster?"
"No"
"Can you do any carpentry?"
"No"
"Then why are you handy?"
"I only live round the corner"Submitted by: giorgiss
If tennis players get 'Tennis elbow' and squash players get 'Squash Knees', do gynecologists get 'Tunnel Vision?'
Submitted by: giorgiss
I keep seeing these signs reading, "Make money at home in your spare time." I thought, "What a great idea!"
It turns out that's illegal, and it's called counterfeiting.Submitted by: giorgiss
