I handed in a resignation letter at work today.
I can't wait to see my mate Dave's face when he finds out he's resigned!Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was little, I thought that being a vet would be the greatest job in the world.
But then I got older and found out that it's actually a lot more work than just putting down cats all day.Submitted by: giorgiss
Job vacancy: Mind-reader.
The correct applicant will know what we're looking for.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went on a staff training course last week.
Mine failed so he's still only a stick.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Smith! You should have been in work at half past 8!"
"Why? What happened?".Submitted by: giorgiss
The new girl at work slapped me today because I asked if she spits or swallows.
It seemed like a reasonable question considering we work as wine tasters.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got fired today for congratulating my boss for 'backing the beard' for England.
She didn't find it as funny as I did.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm ready for work at five every morning.
All I need now is a job.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got asked today, "How long have you actually worked here?"
I replied, "Since they threatened to sack me."Submitted by: giorgiss
Top Tip!!
Office Managers, need to reduce staffing levels but can't decide who to lay off?
Have a game of musical chairs. The loser is made redundant and has already had their leaving party.Submitted by: giorgiss
