Confuse German barstaff by asking for a lager in English, but saying please in German.
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My mate said he had a new job at a Bowling Alley.
I said, "Ten Pin?"
He replied, "No - it's permanent."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just turned 17, and I'm already working for a multi-billion dollar company!
I'm lovin' it...Submitted by: giorgiss
Three kids in a playground talking about their dads and how great they are.
The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger."
The second says, "Mine can outrun a cheetah, he's so quick."
The third is unimpressed and laughs, "Mine works for the council, so he's the fastest."
"How?" the others ask.
"He finishes work at 5.30 but he's home by 2.Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss has just gone on holiday AGAIN.
He's had more time off than the twin towers window cleaner.Submitted by: giorgiss
What job did they give to the Thalidomide girl?
Shorthand typing!Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a black man who works in an office?
No, seriously, we need a nickname for the new guy at work, and "The chocolate man" is a bit racist.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have the most depressing job in the world.
Writing the horoscopes in the Big IssueSubmitted by: giorgiss
As a surprise, a chief executive's wife decides to pop by his office.
She finds her husband in an unorthodox position, with his attractive secretary sitting in his lap.
He immediately spots her and, without hesitation, starts dictating: "And in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work.
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