I just sat and relaxed by the fire today instead of working.
Although my fire station colleagues would have appreciated some help with the putting it out.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got sacked from the Performing Arts School where I worked.
Turns out they weren't fans of A Fiddler on the Roof.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just started work as an estate agent. It's not a job. It's a vocation.
Vocation.
Vocation.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went for a job interview earlier today, and the interviewer asked me to name 5 weaknesses. I told him:
I find it difficult to lead a large team.
Hard to work under pressure.
I rush to finish my work, which affects the quality.
And finally, I often forget what instructions people may give me.Submitted by: giorgiss
I work in a pub, some guy asked "Whats cheap?" I simply replied...... "You"
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Our boss wanted ideas on what we could do to make our business more effective.
I suggested adding an additional floor, my boss told me I was 'thinking on a different level to the other employees'.Submitted by: giorgiss
I applied for a job at a building society today. I carefully filled in the application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through it. When he had finished reading it, he said:
"With your credentials, I have the perfect opening for you"
"Great" I replied.
"It's called the door" he said sternly "Now get out".Submitted by: giorgiss
I lost my job as a lion-tamer, they said I was taking too long.
My plan was, through a selective breeding programme, to have them eating out of my hand in about 12 to 14 generations.Submitted by: giorgiss
My career as a janitor has opened a lot of doors for me.
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I was thrown in at the deep end on my first day in my new job, and it must have been clear I had lied during the interview.
I think drowning was a bit of a giveaway that I wasn't a "former olympic swimming coach".Submitted by: giorgiss
