I'd love to reduce my carbon footprint, but it costs 120 to buy a train ticket from London to Newcastle or 2 to fly there via Barcelona.
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Went to the Canary Islands last year for a week, and I didn't see a single canary.
So, I'm off the the Virgin Islands this year. Can't wait!Submitted by: giorgiss
I want to take a day trip to Calais, can anyone tell me if it's cheaper to sail with P&O or Air France these days?
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I'll never forget the time I had to use an oxygen mask for an Easyjet flight.
It was just after the help-desk told me how much the baggage fees were.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just went on a so called 'Once in a lifetime holiday'
I'm never going to do that again.Submitted by: giorgiss
How to spice up a beach holiday
-Put a fin on your back and pretend to be a shark.
-Get out of the water and act mentally handicapped.
-Repeat until no one reacts to the sight of a fin.
-Unleash a Great White shark into the water.
-Sit back and watch the drama unfold.Submitted by: giorgiss
The hotel I was staying at last night screwed up my booking so they had to put me in the honeymoon suite.
It was excellent. I was staying with a lovely young couple from Devon.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate all confectionery...
bar humbug.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the betting that most of these people moaning about being stuck abroad are the same people who usually come back and complain that a week wasn't long enough.
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International Women's Day?.. Might as well call it laundry day.
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