Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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A man walks into his hotel's lift. The operator asks, "Which floor son?"
"17th" replies the man.
"No problem son" says the operator.
As they approached the 17th floor the operator said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay son"
"Why do you keep calling me son?!" asks the man.
"Well, I brought you up didn't I?" replies the Operator.Submitted by: giorgiss
About to pay a deposit on a well-earned holiday in the Romanian capital.
I'm going to Bucharest.Submitted by: giorgiss
"You don't seem the kind of person who likes christmas puns" said my friend
yule be suprisedSubmitted by: giorgiss
After a win on the lottery I decided on a round the world trip and I kept a diary.
Went to France saw the tower in Paris, It was an eyeful.
Went to Denmark saw Lego land. I didn't know what to make of it.
Went to China saw the wall. It was great.
Went to Egypt saw the pyramids at Giza, it was really foggy. I didn't see the point.
Went to Arizona in the U.S saw the canyon. It was grand.
Went to San Francisco saw the Golden Gate Bridge. I couldn't get over it.
Went to Big Island in Hawaii saw the lava fields. That was pretty hot.
Went to Jordan. It was the lowest point of the trip.
Saw Petra, amazing, That memory is carved in stone.
Went to Israel saw the salt filled sea. Not a very popular spot it was dead.
Went to Italy. Trekked up Mount Etna. That was a high point.
Went to The Optimists cave in Ukaine. It was all I'd hoped it would be.
It was a once in a life time trip, I enjoyed it but won't be going again.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC: Hotel made of rubbish opens in Madrid
Looks like travelodge are expanding.Submitted by: giorgiss
Summer holidays are great....
The 6 weeks where I can share a website with young school kids and not get reported.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just got back from my 3 week holiday in India and after being there for a whole 3 weeks, I missed England a bit.
So I have vowed to be more English than before, and I already have a head start.
I'm brown.Submitted by: giorgiss
I couldn't book my holiday because the sign on the window at the travel agent said: GO AWAY!
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This year I'm going on holiday in the Off-Peak District.
Much cheaper.Submitted by: giorgiss
