BBC News: UK Families Travel Hundreds Of Miles A Year With Day Trips For Kids
Say what you like about Josef Fritzl. At least he had a low carbon footprint.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just come back from a diving holiday in Egypt.
It cost me an arm and a leg.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was looking for cheap flights online and tried to log into 'skynet.com'
I've just had some big Austrian bloke at the door asking if I know someone called Sarah Connor.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend was flirting with everyone while we were on holiday in Belarus.
The little Minsk.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why oh why do people run out of the sea when it starts to rain?
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I told my wife to spin the globe, put her finger on it and wherever it lands that will be the holiday destination.
''Ooooo!'' she says excited, ''Looks like its the Caribbean.''
''Great .'' I replied, ''Now lets see where I'm going.''Submitted by: giorgiss
During a recent trip to Glasgow, I laid eyes on the most beautiful sight I ever saw in my life.
It was a sign that said "You are now leaving Glasgow."Submitted by: giorgiss
My sister is going on holiday tomorrow.
I'm so jealous; Heathrow sounds lovely at this time of year.Submitted by: giorgiss
Remember! Christmas is for months, not just for Christmas.
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If you've ever been single on valentines day, you'll know what its like to be diabetic at easter..
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