The Korean Canine Society has launched its festive campaign. The slogan is "A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well."
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My dog kept getting up in the middle of the night and setting the house alarm off. My wife told me to disable it, so I broke its legs with a golf club.
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I've always wanted to swim with dolphins - but they keep dying on the bus on the way to the swimming baths.
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Accidentally ran over and killed the neighbour's cat this morning.
With a chainsaw.Submitted by: giorgiss
My dog is worried about the economy. Dog food is up to $3.00 per can. That's $21.00 in dog money!
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What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?
A dead Centipede.Submitted by: giorgiss
Scientists have discovered that some fish have paedophile tendencies.
Specifically, the ones that swim outside the school.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a flock of baby flamingo chicks being really naughty today.
I think the parents need to put their foot down.Submitted by: giorgiss
Is the Isle of Dogs the Isle of Man's best friend?
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?
Swarm.Submitted by: giorgiss
