I just bought a goldfish, but unfortunately it's epileptic. The weird thing is as long as I leave it in the bowl, it's fine.
The second I take it out to play fetch, it has a seizure.Submitted by: giorgiss
People say dolphins are the most intelligent mammals other than humans, and I'm starting to believe it's true.
Within a week of being in captivity, they can train someone to stand by their pool and give them a fish.Submitted by: giorgiss
I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo and got mauled. And people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage.. A friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in.
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I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant - breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of me!
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You gotta feel sorry for bees. How unlucky can you get?
Black AND Ginger.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wrote a book on penguins.
With hindsight, I realise that paper would have been easier.Submitted by: giorgiss
Who would have thought... Tiger's a Cheetah.
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I'm fed up of people challenging my ethics and saying I don't do enough to better the world. Even my coat is recycled...
...it used to be a leopard.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
One's a kangaroo and one's a Geordie stuck in a lift.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've bought myself a chinchilla.
That should keep my face nice and cool in this warm weather.Submitted by: giorgiss
