To cut a long story short,
the end.

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If a book on failure doesn't sell well, has it been a success?

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I used to be obsessed with JRR Tolkien.
Now I've kicked the hobbit!

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I'm writing a book about Zoophilia.
It's called the farmersutra.

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"Good God Holmes!"
"What is it Watson?"
"We seemed to have forgotten our Christian names."

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Shakespeare. Bullying kids since 1564.

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Dave Freeman who wrote 100 Things To Do Before You Die has died before completing his list.
Maybe he should have put "fall and hit head" at number 100 and not 51.

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Just back from the nightclub with DJ Sauron...
It was Mordor on the dancefloor.

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Some of the worlds smallest books:
My plan to find the real killers.
by OJ Simpson
Guide to dating etiquette.
by Mike Tyson
Things I cannot afford.
by Bill Gates
My little book of personal hygiene.
by Osama Bin Laden
Things I love about Bill.
by Hillary Clinton

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So Sickipedia have released an American version of the book.
I imagine this is pages of yo mamma jokes with maps to McDonald's.

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