Details have been released of the film version of the best-selling book '50 Shades of Grey'. The film will star James Spader & Maggie Gyllenhall, is to be called 'Secretary' and will be made 10 years ago.
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I've just finished Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.
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It's 2010......... hmmm 20 is twice 10, that must mean something.... maybe Dan Brown could write a book about it?
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Been given a book on Willpower, I just cant put it down however hard I try.
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Have you heard about the library in America that has burned down?
Its awful, both books were destroyed and worse still one hadn't been coloured in yet.Submitted by: giorgiss
Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 'I heard from this guy who told somebody....'
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My problem is it takes me five weeks to read the book of the month.
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Department of Health has forbidden selling and spreading Alan Milne's book "Winnie the Pooh", because this advocates narcotics and this kind of lifestyle.
Anne Milton, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Public Health says that every single character in Milne's book is doing drugs or is under influence of drugs.
1. Eeyore the Donkey doesn't care about anything, his reactions are slow and he has lack of motivation - clearly he's doing weed.
2. Piglet is afraid of everything and thinks he's being followed - fly agaric.
3. Rabbit stucks his nose everywhere and he needs everything - cocaine.
4. Tigger can't stand still for a second, he's always jumping around and yelling - ecstasy.
5. Christopher Robbin can speak with animals, which means, he has hallucinogens.
6. Winnie the Pooh loves sweets and has unlimited fantasy - LSD
7. Owl, who always comes to help when needed is clearly the dealer.Submitted by: giorgiss
After reading the Stieg Larrson books "The girl with the dragon tattoo" "The girl who kicked the hornets nest" and "The girl who played with fire" I cant help but get excited for the next two books in the series.
"The girl who swam after eating" and "The girl who ran with scissors".Submitted by: giorgiss
My Christian friend has the nerve to tell me the Harry Potter books are far fetched.
He says he hates fiction books about magic, virgins, ghosts and a man who can't die.Submitted by: giorgiss
