Jokes in category: “books”:

I've just bought a 3D Kindle.
Or a book as it's commonly known.

Submitted by: giorgiss

My mate just stole my Thesaurus.
Frankly, I'm lost for words.

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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, your going to have to help me. Every morning I wake up convinced that I wrote Lord of the Rings."
The doctor nods and replies, "Don't worry, you've just been Tolkien in your sleep."

Submitted by: giorgiss

Whenever I worry that I've been wasting my life, I cheer myself up by remembering that I have never read a Twilight book.

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I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.

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"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Wally, Not Wally..."
Where's Wally Audiobook

Submitted by: giorgiss

I spent almost an hour at the bookstore yesterday signing books.
Which was pretty good, since they caught me after just 25 minutes the last time.

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I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran.
She's an animal in bed.

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After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I'm beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.

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Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.

Submitted by: giorgiss