Jokes in category: “books”:

J K Rowling is planning two Harry Potter sequels where he re-enters the world of the Muggles:
Harry Potter & the Tuition Fees of Inaffordability
Harry Potter and the Unclimbable Housing Ladder

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I commute a lot, so I bought one of those new Apple iPads so I can read virtual books on long journeys.
It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except it runs out of batteries and it gives me a migraine.

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I've just read the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

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I found thousands of letters in my postbox today.
That's the last time I order a dictionary from IKEA.

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I love my collection of Sat-Nav's and map books, I'd be lost without them.

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I'm reading a book on helium at the moment.
I'm having trouble putting it down.

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I've nearly finished writing my book about finding the perfect way to stab someone.
All it needs is a surprise twist at the end.

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When it comes to breakfast, 3 bowls of porridge is the bear minimum.

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Anyone else think that the Harry Potter series would have been much more entertaining if, after seven books and over a million words, the concluding sentence was:
"...and that, your honour, is how three children in wizard outifts ended up in my cellar."

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I started reading a book about a giant dog with super powers.
It's basically impossible to put down.

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