I hope my new book does well.
It's called "How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly long descriptions and explanations."Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.Submitted by: giorgiss
My brother has just set fire to one of my Mr Men books.
No more Mr Nice Guy.Submitted by: giorgiss
Newcastle v Reading today.
Newcastle don't stand a chance; Geordies have never seen a book never mind read one.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It started off badly but, by the end, I really liked it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate finally finished writing his book about cooking with herbs. It's about thyme.
Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you make a goldfish age?
Take away the G.Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked into Waterstones and asked, "Do you have any books on 'How to stop impulse buying'?"
"Yes we do."
"Excellent. I'll take seventeen copies please."Submitted by: giorgiss
Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon.
Admittedly, I don't think I should have eaten it in the first place.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend recommended a book to me.
She said it was a real page turner.
I was like, "yeah, I know how books work."Submitted by: giorgiss
