I accidentally ran over a baby the other day.
Which means legally, I can take it home for lunch.Submitted by: giorgiss
Cannibalism means every fight is a food fight.
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"You are what you eat" should only apply to cannibals.
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Dilemma: An older mature woman or younger foxy girl?
Clearly the latter. After all, Happy Meals are cheaper than Chardonnay.Submitted by: giorgiss
Cannibalism. Putting the "EAT" in "DEATH".
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Note to self
When informing the relatives of a murder victim that the killer was also a cannibal!
Remember to tell them that we found remains, and not left overs.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a bee that eats other bees?
Hannibal Nectar.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend and I met a girl in a club last night.
We asked her if she was up for a spit roast.
She was very keen on the idea.
Right up until we tried to stuff an apple in her mouth.Submitted by: giorgiss
Stephen Hawking - cannibals favourite meal on wheels.
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I've just took the wife out for dinner.
I'll have her later, she's got to defrost first.Submitted by: giorgiss
