My wife just caught me flicking our daughter's bean.
I don't care though, they're really fun when they jump about.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just had a row with my son over Peter Pan. It's about time he grew up.
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My wife said she's leaving me 'because my displays of immaturity over the course of our relationship number too many to recall'.
Heh heh heh. She said 'number two'.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife had the cheek to call me "Immature".
Unfortunately for her, I said it at the exact same time so now she's Jinxed!Submitted by: giorgiss
my girlfriend walked in and said i'm too childish for her.
i nearly chocked on my lego.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sat in my police car when i got a shout on the radio that there was a robbery in progress. I got there as quick as i could, just in time to catch one of them. We struggled violently, and i ended up getting him in a very painful armlock. He struggled some more, so i knocked him out with a left hook.
For some reason, my 6 year old doesn't want to play with me anymoreSubmitted by: giorgiss
My mum is kicking me out of the house. She says its time for me to grow up, and stop living like I'm a teenager in the 90's.
What a mong...Submitted by: giorgiss
It's got to the point where i wear my headset whilst playing my Xbox even when i have no friends online. Just so i don't have to talk to my wife.
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A cannibal gets fed up with his wife and decides to kill her and serve her to the rest of the family, leaving them unaware it is their mum they are eating.
They are all enjoying the dinner when the daughter turns to the father and says, "This is lovely, dad. What is it?"
"Your mum," says the dad.
The daughter says, "I think you're a bit old for childish remarks, dad."Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is it when you say i love children it is seen as nice but when you get specific it is weird
I love 8 year oldsSubmitted by: giorgiss
