"I've got a lot of growing up to do"
I thought to myself the other day.
In my fort.Submitted by: giorgiss
Studies from the University of Plymouth have discovered that while orange can be a colour, interestingly, it can also be a fruit.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just treated myself to a new ringtone.
It didn't half tickle using that spray tan machine.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got told that I lack originality.
"So does your mum" was my reply.Submitted by: giorgiss
After years of narrowing down the different types of human pattern scientist have finally narrowed it down to two.
1) The 9-5: living by the system finding a girls settling down getting married, kids, the works.
2) Call of duty.Submitted by: giorgiss
Nothing says Chav better than 'Man throws ex's hamster out of first floor council flat window'.
Submitted by: giorgiss
"Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a deck of cards"
"I knew that when you shuffled into my surgery"!Submitted by: giorgiss
Having not lost a tennis match in 4 years,I was furious at losing today with the unmpire making some terrible decisions.
"For cyring out loud Dave,Luke is only 7,letting him win just once wont kill you" said the wife.Submitted by: giorgiss
Entered a farting contest the other day. Mine wasn't the best but it wasn't to be sniffed at.
Submitted by: giorgiss
With his trousers down round his ankles he said.. "Look, They're small, smelly, and this one no longer stands up on command"
.... "Sargent, when I asked how your privates were doing, that's not exactly what I had in mind.."Submitted by: giorgiss
