My 10 year old son came up to me today and asked " daddy i hate it when I go to the toilet and my willie dangles in the water at the botom" man I need a DNA test .
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I have girls crawling at my feet!
Yeah i work in a disabled homeSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was messing about the other day and someone told me to act my age and not my shoe size, which seemed odd to me. I wear a 44.
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I'm sick and tired of my girlfriend insulting my friends.
She hasn't even met them.
What right does she have to call them stupid, childish and imaginary?Submitted by: giorgiss
I started to charge my phone earlier .... until the wife said, "Take that kids plastic Viking helmet off your head and STOP pretending you're a bull."
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My girlfriend accused me of being childish and argumentative.
I said, 'No I'm not, you are.'
Shut her up.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call an up-to-date raisin?
Currant.Submitted by: giorgiss
During my volcano expedition I had to avoid stepping on the lava at all costs.
Until mum came in, and said to stop pretending that the carpet is molten rock and to put the cushions away.Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought that 'Snap' was the easiest card game ever until someone pointed out that you lay the cards down face up.
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If there is one thing that irritates me about my wife it is the way she dresses. For instance, she spent about an hour trying to put on some underwear this morning.
She argues that she would have got them on much sooner, if I would have stopped kicking my legs petulently.Submitted by: giorgiss
