People say google suggestions are always correct.
So how come I never get any suggestions when I've typed in 'Child p'?Submitted by: giorgiss
Roses are red, violets are blue, what I thought to be Vaseline turned out to be glue
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ITV 1 6.30pm : You've been framed! Kids edition
Sickipedia 6.30pm : 0 users onlineSubmitted by: giorgiss
People who say they shave every day are just bare-faced liars.
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I stuck a label on my room mates back saying "I sleep with kids" as he was heading out for his first day of work.
He later got sacked from the nursery.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm currently spying on my neighbour on my bike, thinking,
That's my bikeSubmitted by: giorgiss
If you're addicted to immature calculator jokes, call our helpline: 58008 5138008
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My wife said to me "I'm leaving you, you're the laziest man I've ever met. I'll be back tomorrow to collect my stuff" "Please don't babe" I begged "Come back Monday instead. It's your turn to take out the bins."
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend stormed into the room and said I'm obsessed with retro childrens TV shows.
I dropped a Clanger.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife threw me out for being too childish last night.
God knows how she knocked down the walls of my impenetrable pillow fort to get to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
