Ageing - Paedophiles worst nightmare.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum said that if I don't stop acting like such a child I will never amount to anything.
Then she stormed off, forgetting to turn on my nightlight I might add.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm the type of guy that likes to hold a plastic gun to an ATM when i draw out cash.
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Sometimes my friends dont get me.
It's like I'm not even playing tag with them.Submitted by: giorgiss
Breaking news:
An egg fell off the shelves in Tesco this morning and smashed on the floor.
The next of Kinder have been informed.Submitted by: giorgiss
my wife thinks that I'm too childish and says that if I don't get down from on top of the wardrobe she is moving out.
I'm the one that is safe from the hot lava.Submitted by: giorgiss
People say my jokes are quite cheesy...
Personally, I think they're quite matureSubmitted by: giorgiss
my girlfriend told me all im getting for christmas is an empty sack. jackpot !
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The wife just said that she wants to try out swinging.
That's fine, just as long as she doesn't expect me to be the one pushing the fat lump.Submitted by: giorgiss
Things are getting a bit childish in here.
Come on, Teddy, we're leaving.Submitted by: giorgiss
