Me and my girlfriend were arguing the other night, and to cut a long story short, I was told that I'm 'too childish' for her and that maybe I should sleep on the sofa.
The next morning, she came downstairs all apologetic.
However, I chose to ignore her in the fort I had created.Submitted by: giorgiss
just took a dump in the ladies bathroom at work. The mens room was open, but i just wanted to show them ladies whos boss.
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My wife said to me, "I can't stand being around an immature little man anymore. Put yourself in my shoes."
I said,"No thanks, I'm not your size."Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm the type of guy who puts the poo in swimming pool.
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Woman survives three weeks trapped in her bathroom. Bet she ate the soap?
Oh wait, it was a french bathroom.....Submitted by: giorgiss
Driving along, the wife shouts "Stop pulling faces at kids!"
"But they pulled faces at me first!" I exclaimed.....
"Grow up!" she cried, "That's a special bus!"Submitted by: giorgiss
No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
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There is a new anti-incontinence wine for urinal incontinents. It's called Pinot More
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I love visiting my nan for the day. Just before the drive home she'll say,"come on...up the wooden hill", and we'll go upstairs and she helps me into my my Jim Jams before getting into the car. That way, I can go straight to bed as soon as we get home.
For some reason my wife and kids always seem to think that's a bit weird?Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate has an obsession of every time he ties his laces he then had to arrange the laces to look like the letter Y or he can't leave the house.
I said to him "why do you always have to do that "
"Y knot"Submitted by: giorgiss
