I'm not superficial. I try to be nice to ugly people. In case I ever need someone to babysit on short notice.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Unicorns aren't extinct - they just gained weight and are now called rhinos
Submitted by: giorgiss
Bob`s father bought him a cowboy outfit for his birthday..
That`s when he became a builder..Submitted by: giorgiss
If you were unlucky enough to lose your thumb.....
Would the bottom of your sandwhich fall off?Submitted by: giorgiss
The missus puts a smile on my face every morning.
...
But it's nowhere near as neat as the specs and tash I put on her while SHE'S asleep!
Biro's ROCK!!!Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and the Mrs were having another fight so I demanded she got off my back.
I was in no mood to give her or anyone else a piggyback.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've lived a life full of mistakes...I mean regrets.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Who's boss of the pencil case?
The Ruler.Submitted by: giorgiss
This bird was flirting with me in the pub.
"I wear a DD bra," she whispered.
"That's OK," I said. "I wear Tum-Tiddly-Um underpants".Submitted by: giorgiss
My mom lost her credit card today, she accused everyone of taking it and got everyone really stressed, a family friend asked her, after an hour of looking, if it was in her bra.
Long behold she pulled it out and we all laughed at her.
We never found that card..Submitted by: giorgiss
