I had to leave the army because my childish commanding officers kept getting me in trouble.
Major Look and Major Stare.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you stop a baby exploding in the microwave?
Stab holes in it.Submitted by: giorgiss
World Book Day next week and you're supposed to dress up as someone from a book.
I'm dressing up as myself, from Facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was having a discussion with my wife today. She was going on about how I was too immature and childish for her and that she thinks we should terminate our marriage.
"If you ever grow up, come and find me." she said, "But right now, it's over".
I broke down into tears at this point. As I hadn't laughed so hard in years.Submitted by: giorgiss
What happens if you hook up two 9V batteries to a raisin?
You get an electric current.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm going to open a bar called Rapunzels.
That way the ladies can really let their hair down.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mum said i'll be in shock at uni because i'm too childish.
That's pathetic, just because I didn't let her in my castle to play with my dragons.Submitted by: giorgiss
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either
Submitted by: giorgiss
