I had a threesome with two young girls last night.
They had a combined age of 19 so I presume what I did was completely legal.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife and I decided to flip a coin to see what our newborn son should be called.
He's called Tails.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the hardest part of telling your son he's adopted?
For me it was learning Chinese.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and my wife have different ways to discipline our kids. She threatens them by saying, "Just wait until your father gets home."
I say, "Just wait until your mother goes out."Submitted by: giorgiss
I have one of those 'Anti Bullying' wrist bands ...
... I stole it from a fat ginger kid!Submitted by: giorgiss
The Slinky: Crushing the happiness of children living in bungalows since 1945.
Submitted by: giorgiss
We put our kids to sleep by tossing them in the air.
Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.Submitted by: giorgiss
Happy Mother's Day to all my neighbours on the estate.
Remember: if you go out for a meal, take it easy on the WKD as you've got school tomorrow and its nearly GCSE time.Submitted by: giorgiss
My little girl came to me the other day and said, "Daddy, what is sadness?"
I couldn't think of anything to say, so I ran her dog over.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and my wife saw a young boy in rags sitting outside Tesco.
My wife asked, "Awww are you an orphan?"
He replied, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents."Submitted by: giorgiss
