I was in Portugal a few weeks back when i saw the cutest little 3 year old girl and i found myself thinking, 'When in Rome...'
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I'm such a convincing guy, that I was actually able to sell ice to an Eskimo.
Besides, I always regretted naming my kid ice.Submitted by: giorgiss
Parents who never thought things through when naming their child no. 96: Phil McCrevis
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Thought i'd teach my kids how to overcome their fear of heights today,
so I dropped them off their school.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you're supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
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I had to babysit my sister's infant the other day, and I had the world's worst headache, because the young baby wouldn't stop crying.
And I knew for sure that it wasn't because of food, sleep, poo or wee.
Because I did all of them, and my headache still didn't disappear.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not saying I'm a bad parent or anything but it did take a photo on a milk carton before I realised my son was missing.
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You know you've got a problem when your second kid starts walking before your first.
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I've been thinking of opening a school for disadvantaged kids.
All I gotta do is master the art of disguising myself as the Queen.Submitted by: giorgiss
