I own a small zoo and a pirate ship. Although not at the same time....
I don't have that much Lego.Submitted by: giorgiss
Daniel Petric shot both his parents in the head after they took away his copy of Halo 3.
Double Kill!Submitted by: giorgiss
It's the last time I play poker with an origami expert.
All he did was fold.Submitted by: giorgiss
Stone vs. iPhone 3G:
Stone (40,000 BC)-
MMS: NO
Video calling: NO
Video recording: NO
Changeable memory cards: NO
Touchscreen: NO
iPhone 3G (2008)-
MMS: NO
Video calling: NO
Video recording: NO
Changeable memory cards: NO
Touchscreen: YESSubmitted by: giorgiss
Video games are ruining my life.
Luckily, I still have two left.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love call of duty. I don't play the game myself but it means that there are a lot more bored girlfriends out there looking to get laid.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Cancer - Loves the jobs you hate.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Well I've just got my new iPhone4 and so far I haven't had any problems with the recep
Submitted by: giorgiss
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I offered my computer a sandwich today.
It took a Megabyte.Submitted by: giorgiss
