I'm an Apple Mac and Windows 7 was my idea.
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I downloaded a 3D version of the alphabet.
It's got 28 letters.Submitted by: giorgiss
Customer: I'm running Windows Vista...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: And my computer isn't working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.Submitted by: giorgiss
Dyslexia cost me my job in IT. Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files'.
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Nanotechnology is gonna be huge.
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Silly Kodak. They should have invented a camera with a phone on it.
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If at first you dont succeed; call it version 1.0
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I saw an iMac in my workplace today.
So I grabbed a marker pen and scribbled 'unt' next to the logo.Submitted by: giorgiss
Dear URL bar, please can we agree on a number of clicks it takes to highlight the whole address?
I click a few times, then click like a mad person only to miss the one time it actually got highlighted in my frenzied clicking.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to a party hosted by T Mobile last night. I got really drunk and kept trying to change the tunes that the DJ was playing. Not only that, but I projectile vomited all over the dance floor and started a fight that turned into a saloon style brawl involving a number of people. Whilst that was going on I sloped off in need of the toilet, dropped my pants by the buffet and shat all over the carpet.
If they give me a bad reception I'm going to ruin theirs.Submitted by: giorgiss
