It's a good job Apple isn't in charge of New Year.
We'd all be expecting 2012 and get 2011S instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
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For when the Alt key isn't angry enough for you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just bought an iPod Touch. It's just like an iPhone, but you can't make calls.
No, wait, it's exactly like an iPhone.Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don't own an iPad.
Also, I'm out of vodka.Submitted by: giorgiss
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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You know you're a geek when you have an iPhone, an iPod, a PC, a laptop, a GPS system and a PDA but you'd swap them all for a working lightsaber.
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They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.
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I heard yesterday that there's talk amongst computer companies to increase the size of a byte by one-eighth.
I'd say that's a bit too much.Submitted by: giorgiss
Amazon Kindle App: "Buy Now, Read Everywhere"
Y'know what else you can buy now and read everywhere? A book.Submitted by: giorgiss
73% of men don't know what a cookie is. But 99% know how to delete them.
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