An Apple store was broken into and 10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen. The police are confident they can recover both computers.

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What is iPad?
iPad is thin.
iPad is beautiful.
iPad goes anywhere and lasts all day.
iPad is not my wife.

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I've just bought a JVC LCD 1080P HD TV.
The rest of the alphabet was out of stock.

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... Why does no one ever think of unplugging their keyboard before cleaning it?

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What's the difference between T-mobile and the human centipede?
The human centipede actually connects people.

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Bluetooth phone mini-headsets.
Blurring the line between the technologically adept and criminally insane schizophrenia.

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Database Latency again...
There are 540 of you looking at this page.
It's usually about 800 when there's too many,
One of the gameboys they use for servers must have run out of battery.

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The spell czech on my computer has never failed me.

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Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I dont want to have to restart my collection.

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If we all end up going to jail for downloading music, I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

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