Dilapidated:
The ability to perform huge throw-ins.Submitted by: giorgiss
Irony: Soldiers playing "Risk" in Afghanistan.
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Axe (verb) - What a black person does when they have a question.
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Definition of contradiction! As seen on teletext,
Healthy people are dying of swine flu.Submitted by: giorgiss
Bridegroom. noun. A man with a fine prospect of happiness behind him.
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Phonezheimer's - The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer.
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Definition of a Yorkshire man,
A Scots man with all the generosity squeezed out of him!Submitted by: giorgiss
Whoever invented the phrase, "And one for good luck", obviously never met someone with Downs Syndrome.
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Apathy.
I can take or leave it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend came over to me today and simply said "The earth, together with all of its countries, peoples, and natural features"
It meant the world to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
