Definition of Idiotic: A person who pays full price for a sofa.

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Explain (n) - a former flying vehicle.

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Turf Wars
The Irish version of snowball fights.

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"Gynaecologist" - A crack investigator.

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I asked my mate ''What does confidential mean?''
''It's secret, keeping it to myself.'' He replied.
''I only asked you a question, you dont have to be like that.''

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The reason i go on Facebook.
Maximum Respect for the British Army... Many who like Cadbury Creme Egg like this.
Enough said.

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DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.

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Worship (n) - a Geordie's boat.

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I looked up "baffling" in the dictionary.
The definition though was confusing...

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Awkward:
when someone stops you in the street for directions an you end up walking the same way next to each other

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