Free press:
When your mum irons your trousers for you.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said I'm, "awfully pedantic" the other day.
"The 'awfully' part isn't really necessary", I said.Submitted by: giorgiss
Midgets.
So that even Dwarfs can feel usefulSubmitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a fat man surrounded by several scantily-clad women?
A plimpSubmitted by: giorgiss
Football: Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!
Submitted by: giorgiss
The REAL definition of irony.
God giving women wisdom teeth.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the definition of awkwardness?
The Germans telling Podolski to hit the showers.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the definition of irritating?
**Complete this quick online survey to unlock the answer!**Submitted by: giorgiss
Take me out - deal or no deal but with smellier boxes...
Submitted by: giorgiss
I wrote a Darwinian style book on Asian evolution:
"Thailand: The Origin of the 'He/She's".Submitted by: giorgiss
