Morning sickness
The feeling when waking up after a night out and rolling over to discover exactly what hippo, elephant or whale it was you unashamedly ploughed for 30 seconds.Submitted by: giorgiss
I didn't know what irony was until I found out that the Inland Revenue tax office is based in Liverpool.
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The word "salary" comes from the latin word for salt as salt was often used to pay workers.
That explains why I have to drink so much when I get mine.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today's redneck definition: Obama - "I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self."
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I have two pet hates.
Much more fun than having a cat or a dogSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.Submitted by: giorgiss
A large piece of cloth intended to keep the user warm especially while sleeping.
I really need to stop with these blanket statements.Submitted by: giorgiss
Hedonistic (n) - Victoria Beckham
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I nearly died with fright when I was told I suffer from Macroxenoglossophobia
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PMT: (n)
An afternoon hot beverage.Submitted by: giorgiss
