Tesco backs cruelty to puppies...
...every little yelps.Submitted by: giorgiss
Powernap (n) - when you fall asleep on someone who is weaker than you.
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What's the definition of an office dilemma?
Having a raging hard on concealed only by your desk when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off.Submitted by: giorgiss
The definition of irony: The one night you don't check under the bed for the bogeyman, he gets you while your parents are out eating tapas.
Hey, I resent being called the boogeymanSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the definition of gross?
When you go down on a pregnant woman and something grabs your tongue.Submitted by: giorgiss
The definition of terror - When you message your girlfriend and hear your wifes text tone.
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Miser. A hard person to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
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Algorithm (n) - a vice president's funky dance moves.
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Nothing says you're a mute.
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Intermittent: (adj)
Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.Submitted by: giorgiss
