What's the definition of ironic?
Putting a Crimestoppers advert on Sickipedia.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call an epileptic lesbian?
A vibrator.Submitted by: giorgiss
Observational Comedy.
Whats that all about then?Submitted by: giorgiss
I now know the feeling of having mixed emotions....
My Dad just informed me, he has Cancer and "it's heriditory."....
My Mum then tells me "he's not your Father!"Submitted by: giorgiss
Stockings: Basically tights with an al fresco eating area.
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Enjoying my morning glory this morning when my mum walked in and said 'dont u think its time to get up',i think i gave the wrong answer when i looked at her all seductively and replied 'im already up darling'..........
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The definition of fear...waking from having your tooth filled to find kneeprints on the armrests of the dentist's chair.
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A new definition for Pole Position:
Lying in the trees at the end of the track.Submitted by: giorgiss
What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Forward slash (adj) - giving directions to the guns n roses guitarist.
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