Gastronomy is the science of using a telescope to watch fat people eating.
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I looked up the definition of "definition" today.
It read, "Get a life".Submitted by: giorgiss
Pencils: for people who plan on making mistakes.
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I don't trust dictionaries.
Nothing should have the power to define it's own existence.Submitted by: giorgiss
Music : Ruins Babestation.
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Trigonometry: it's hyp to b squared.
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Parasites - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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The definition of irony: Supernanny Jo Frost giving weight loss tips to parents about their kids.
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I was watching this video where these black blokes were using a park to work out,
..it brought a new meaning to "monkey bars".Submitted by: giorgiss
I looked up "redirect" in the dictionary.
It read, "See divert".Submitted by: giorgiss
