A pedantic horse trots into a bar...
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Ethnic Cleansing..... Not to be confused with a showering black person.
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A book containing the meaning of 800,000 words has been completed by students and professors at a university in Glasgow.
They stopped after one of them found out the meaning of the word "pointless".Submitted by: giorgiss
Anorexia- Making meals out of nothing
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Carpet: (noun)
A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition of irony: Being beaten to death by a first aid kit.
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Foot (noun): Device used for finding lego in the dark.
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I'm having difficulty finding motivation...
but it must be in this dictionary somewhere.Submitted by: giorgiss
The man who invented verbs didn't really know what he was doing.
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The definition of false economy:
I spent thirty quid on oysters to get my girlfriend in the mood to swallow the same thing for nothing.Submitted by: giorgiss
