Rubbish - The stuff you throw away.
Stuff - The rubbish you keep.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the definition of impossible?
Using all of your Rizla papers before the cardboard packaging runs out.Submitted by: giorgiss
I finally took my daughter's advice and read the dictionary today, apparently no really does mean no.
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Some really confident people say, 'Nothing is impossible'
They clearly have not tried to staple water to a tree!Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition of a computer virus:
They replicate quickly.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware.
Does this then make windows a virus?Submitted by: giorgiss
If I were to make money out of thin air, it'd be fraud. If a bank does it, it's "credit"
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What's the definition of strain?
Bite marks on the toilet door...Submitted by: giorgiss
Tomorrow: (noun)
The greatest labour saving device of today.Submitted by: giorgiss
A badly timed high five is just a slap in the face.
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i looked in an atlas and the world really is flat!
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