What's the definition of perfect balance?
A pregnant hunchback!Submitted by: giorgiss
Conscience - this silent voice, that tells you somebody could see you...
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8.7328917415... The cube root of all evil...
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Women are like a fine wine: when drunk, they are fantastic.
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Masturbation:
A temporary solution to a permanent problemSubmitted by: giorgiss
Definition of Rapping:
Poetry read aggressively by a black man.Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition of pointless: Jobless people on Facebook updating their status to 'thank god it's Friday'.
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What word, seven letters long, begins with "n", has "n" in the middle, ends with "n" and stands for constipation?
"nnnnnnn!!"Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the definition of cruelty?
Walking into an orphanage at Christmas singing, "We Are Family."Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know, if you took all of the obese people from England & all of the obese people from America & put them in one place, that place would be Disneyland.
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