Tip for the kids -
When your mum is angry with your dad, dont let her brush your hair!Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate going to see Grandma cos she always slips me the tongue when I give her a kiss.
On the plus side though she swallows like a goodun.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm a big believer in fire safety and often check the smoke alarms in our house. By getting my wife to do the cooking.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried to be Friends With Benefits with myself.
It turns out I wanted more, but I didn't.Submitted by: giorgiss
Statement: Your son doesn't really take after your side, a bit from his mothers...
Real Meaning: He looks like the milkman.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mom lost her credit card today, she accused everyone of taking it and got everyone really stressed, a family friend asked her, after an hour of looking, if it was in her bra.
Long behold she pulled it out and we all laughed at her.
We never found that card..Submitted by: giorgiss
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise?
I'm joking,
She's dead.Submitted by: giorgiss
Want to know why my kids are so beautiful? It's because they look like their father.
If anyone knows him could you tell him to pick up his kids. It's been 14 years!Submitted by: giorgiss
As a young boy, fast, jerking hand movements have helped improve my life a lot.
For example the time I deflected the sauce pan thrown at me by my father.Submitted by: giorgiss
When out shopping one day my wife exclaimed 'Homebase really is my home away from home!'
They do some nice kitchens after all.Submitted by: giorgiss
