My girlfriend prepared a fried breakfast for me this morning.
I could tell she'd never made cornflakes before.Submitted by: giorgiss
The person who coined the well known phrase 'as different as chalk and cheese' obviously hadn't tasted Somerfield's own brand cheddar.
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Dilemma:
Do I wash dishes or do I attempt to eat Cornflakes from a cup with a knife?Submitted by: giorgiss
As I sat down to eat my dinner today, that Unicef ad came on the Tv.
Apparently there are 7 million children ill, starving or dying.
I looked down at my plate of Steak, chips, mushrooms and fried onions, I felt a sickness in my stomach...
I can't stand onions!Submitted by: giorgiss
I am a teacher and I took a child's Innocence today.
That'll teach him to drink smoothies in my lessons.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had to ring up the Walkers customer care line earlier as there was a crisp in my pack of ready salted air.
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I thought I was going to drown the other day. Fortunately I had a couple of bags of Walkers crisps which helped me float.
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When ever I eat out at McDonald's, I like to have a Happy Meal...
So I leave the wife and kids at home.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got kicked out of the cinema last night for bringing my own food in with me.
I was gutted. It's ages since I've had a barbecue.Submitted by: giorgiss
Many people are worrying about the effects of genetically modified crops.
"There is no proof of any adverse affects", said one Carrot.Submitted by: giorgiss
