A White Horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Here, mate, we've got a drink named after you!"
The horse says, "What, Steve?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Smarties are launching special edition packs this Summer to commemorate the 5th anniversary of the 7/7 train bombings.
There's a 'black one' in every tube.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to McDonald's yesterday and asked for a 'Taste of America'.
I was shot.Submitted by: giorgiss
Every new McDonald's creates 40 jobs.
20 dentists and 20 heart surgeons.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have discoved a great way to solve world hunger and world poverty in one simple step:
Feed the poor to the hungry.Submitted by: giorgiss
Kinder Egg Surprise: "WARNING Toy Inside"
Yeah, kind of ruined the surprise there...Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked into McDonald's today and asked for a Chicken Legend.
The cashier winked informatively and said "Did you know...that if you cut the head off a chicken...it'll keep running?"Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife served me my dinner last night.
I've been cleaning mashed potato out the racket strings all morning.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ''I love you.''
She said, ''Is that you or the beer talking?''
I replied, ''It's me... talking to the beer!''Submitted by: giorgiss
Never trust a man who, when left in a room alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
Submitted by: giorgiss
