How do American chickens cross the road?
In a bucket.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today, I walked into a restaurant.
"Hi, is my table ready?"
"No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"
"No, that's okay."
"Great, take these to table six then."Submitted by: giorgiss
For thousands of years, human beings have milked cows and consumed the milk.
It just makes you wonder: who actually discovered that cows could be milked and what was he TRYING to do?Submitted by: giorgiss
Anybody else gonna eat cat food for dinner?
I Know Iams.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is Guinness a racist pint?
Because the white always rises to the top.Submitted by: giorgiss
I ordered a Whopper in Burger King the other day and offered a pound for it.
"No," said the girl, "it's 3.88!"
We argued for a few minutes before she gave in.
"Fine!" she said. "Have it your way!"Submitted by: giorgiss
Dear Kingsmill confessions, My favourite bread is Warburtons.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm.
"Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks.
"Of course," says the fishmonger.
"Oh good," says the man. "It's his birthday!"Submitted by: giorgiss
What did one Walkers crisp say to another Walkers crisp?
Nothing, they were in two separate packets.Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't help but wonder how Bovril happened.
At what point was anyone looking at tea and thinking "This isn't meaty enough."?Submitted by: giorgiss
