Took my wife to a posh French Restaurant last night.
The waiter asked, "Have you ever tried frog?"
I said, "I've had a Freddo."Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into KFC and asked for a combo.
The guy behind the counter gave me two jabs and an uppercut.Submitted by: giorgiss
I rather like having a chicken omelette every now and then.
It gives me a strange sort of pleasure knowing I'm eating two generations at the same time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Greggs advert - "All our food is made with love"
I know an ice-cream man who went to jail for that.Submitted by: giorgiss
It might be the wine talking...
But more likely it's Dave, the guy I have locked down in my wine cellar.Submitted by: giorgiss
Boiled eggs.
Hard to beat aren't they?Submitted by: giorgiss
The German football player Muller is not too good at shooting.
He is better at corners.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was eating a packet of Walker's crisps the other day: Stephen Fry's Fry Up flavour. The first crisp tasted just like sausages, the second tasted exactly like eggs with tomato ketchup, but what did the third crisp taste of?
Trick question: of course there was no third crisp.Submitted by: giorgiss
I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken'.
As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners have fallen for this evil scam?Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate asked if I wanted to join his religious sect where they worship a probiotic drink.
I said, "I'm not interested in Yakult."Submitted by: giorgiss
