I hate it when people steal quotes from movies.
It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say those who live by the sword die by the sword.
Rubbish, I'm a blacksmith specialising in period weaponry and I've just been diagnosed with bowel cancer.Submitted by: giorgiss
Gordon Brown's resignation has made a significant impact on the British public and beyond.
Eastenders was cancelled.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just saw my mate who was wearing a really nice anti-racism wristband. I asked him where he bought it so I could get one.
"They've got loads in the Paki shop", he replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
Prince Charles has complained that modern people are far too materialistic. I wonder which of his palaces he was sat in when he thought that one up.
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Just finished my first day of being optimistic.
It could have been better...Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend's name is Luke Hemia and something quite ironic has happened to him.
His fire extinguisher blew up and burned his house down.Submitted by: giorgiss
I really hate people who express their views over the internet.
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It's quite ironic that people with club feet generally aren't very good at dancing.
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"One ring to rule them all,
"One ring to find them,
"One ring to bring them all
"And, in the darkness bind, them."
Ironic that the "One Ring" that has the ability to bind mankind in darkness and bring nothing but pain and misery to the world looks suspiciously like a wedding ring.Submitted by: giorgiss
