A keyring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
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I saw that new advert for Pizza Hut today that said "Now, order with your iPhone."
Question... Couldn't you always order with your iPhone, seeing as it is, in fact, a phone?Submitted by: giorgiss
A bad workman blames his fools
EDIT: *tools
stupid keyboard.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife thinks I'm too nosey;
at least, that's what she wrote in her diary and texted to all her mates.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just published a book on preserving the rainforest and what we can do as a human race to help protect it.
It's over 2000 pages long.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a self-help tape the other day.
It was called "How to handle disappointment."
When I opened the box, it was empty.Submitted by: giorgiss
One morning, Harry wakes up and goes downstairs into the kitchen. It's his birthday. It's the third day of the third month and Harry is thirty three years old. He notices that the kitchen clock has broken and stopped at 3:30am. On the radio, the weather announces that the temperature is 33 degrees. Opening the sporting section of his newspaper, he turns to page three; he sees that a horse called 'Triple Treble' is running in the 3.30. He rings up a bookmaker and puts 333 on it to win.
It comes in third.Submitted by: giorgiss
My best friend came up to me yesterday and said, "This is a photo of me when I was younger."
I replied, "Every photo is of when you were younger."Submitted by: giorgiss
The definition of irony;
Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.Submitted by: giorgiss
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
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