I bought myself an Irony machine today.
It does anything you want apart from be ironic.Submitted by: giorgiss
Paul McCartney once said that he only writes music about things that are real.
Really Paul? And would you say you do this eight days a week?Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently Morrissey left the UK because he thought there were too many foreigners here.
Not sure what he expected to find elsewhere.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ironically, it appears that Moat is being surrounded.
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I just bought some chicken and there was a sticker on the packaging saying ' RSPCA Approved.'
Does anybody else see the irony of the RSPCA approving the slaughtering of birds?Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said she is getting fed up of me jumping to ridiculous conclusions.
Which is why she will probably leave me and run off with a milkman.Submitted by: giorgiss
People often say that I overuse non sequitur in my humour.
To get to the other side.Submitted by: giorgiss
Religion: Giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
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A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."Submitted by: giorgiss
In the last twelve months,the post office has recieved five million letters complaining about its service.As a result,it's been able to anounce record annual profits.
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