I've just read a report that cardboard packaging made from recycled newsprint can cause cancer.
I'm really worried now as for many years I've been buying my cigarettes packaged in this stuff.

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My son asked for a train set for Christmas but I can't find one anywhere.
So I got him a replacement bus service set instead.

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My local post office uses four checkouts.
Unless it's really busy; then they use one.

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Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.
I lost it.

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My boyfriend says that I never solve my own problems.
How do I prove him wrong?

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Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 Green Day fans singing 'Minority'?

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Alan Sugar diagnosed with diabetes.
Sweet irony

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"There is nothing worse than fading into anonymous obscurity."
- Unknown

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There's nothing more ironic than seeing a wet floor sign that has fallen over.

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At least in China they make the punishment fit the crime.
Smuggling enough heroin to kill 28,000 junkies - death by lethal injection.
The irony.

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