Following success of SAW VI we bring you
NATURAL CAUSES, THE MOVIESubmitted by: giorgiss
I got some blinds for my Living room window yesterday.
People must be walking past my house thinking, "Them disabled people have just stood there all day".Submitted by: giorgiss
The arkward moment in 2013 when every girl is pregnant...
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I was telling my colleagues a hilarious story about the time me and my friends got locked in a room full of laughing gas. When I finished it was met with an awkward silence.
You probably had to be there.Submitted by: giorgiss
I get a lot of stick for collecting bits of tree.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Chicken.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just seen a pair of hippies mid-protest, proper Green activist, all about saving the planet they were.
I feel they may be taking a little too far though though, when they had to decide who would leave their post to go and fetch some water.
They played Rock, Scissors, Recycled paper.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love treating myself after doing something good.
Having a burger after going for a run, going for a pint after staying in all week...
Pushing my elderly mother down the stairs after a day out helping the disabled.Submitted by: giorgiss
John, Tom and Jess were on a plane flying across the Pacific Ocean. The plane ran into turbulence and crashed into the sea, leaving them as the only survivors. They were eventually washed up on a tropical island and, after a few months or so, they had an effective food system and water system etc etc...
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I have all the money I'll ever need - if I die by 10:00 p.m. tonight.
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